I’ve been busy trying to write a Halloween circus book. It has a decent beginning and good end, but the middle is killing me! My hubster suggested turning it into an ABC book, which is a good idea… but I guess I’m in the frustrated writer phase, because this is what came up with today. I don’t suggest reading it to your toddlers before bed…
An Absolutely Brutal Circus
ABC book by Karen Windness
A is for ambulance taking acrobats away.
B is for bears lapping blood off their prey.
C is for clowns of the cannibal kind.
D for daredevils on which the clowns dine.
E for explosions from elephant rears.
F for fireworks that will bring you to tears.
G for a guest who’d be better off dead.
H for the hippo who’ll sit on your head.
I is for I scream when I see teeth like saws.
J – juicy jugglers in jaguar jaws.
K is for knives and knife thrower who trips.
L is for lions with lickety lips.
M for magician making mischievous magic.
N for a net with a hole – oh how tragic!
O is for “Open!”, but this door is shut tight.
P is for puppets, possessed but polite.
Q is for questionable moment of quiet.
R is for ring master inciting a riot.
S is for snake charmer –he’s in a tight squeeze.
T is for tumblers with a toxic disease.
U for upchuck in an upturned umbrella.
V – vicious viper – Whoa there, big fella!
W for wet pants and waiting to die.
Oh wait, here’s an eXit! Good luck and good-bye!
Y would you read even one more bad letter?
Lets go to the Zoo. That has GOT to be better.
June 1, 2011 at 7:06 am
hmmm, this is strangely compelling. might appeal to the Lemony Snicket audience. hey, if Go the F**K to Sleep can become a best seller, why not this?
June 1, 2011 at 11:36 am
Maybe I just need to embrace my dark side. It’s not going away! Thanks, Karen!